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Alex: Good evening and welcome to Celebrity Jeopardy. Today our contestants are all members of the oh-so-popular boyband, Backstreet Boys. First is Nick Carter.
Nick: *drawing on that board thingy that you're supposed to use for Final Jeopardy with his tongue sticking out*
Alex: Nick?
Nick: *still drawing*
Alex: Nick!
Nick: *still drawing*
Alex: MR. CARTER!
Nick: *still drawing*
Alex: Dumb ass blonde!
Nick: *looks up* Oh. Were you saying something?
Alex: Yes! You're not supposed to write anything on the boards yet! Those are for Final Jeopardy!
Nick: *blinks* Wanna see my drawing of a doggy!?
Alex: No, I don't.
Nick: Meanie.
Alex: *sighs* Next is Kevin Richardson.
Kevin: Hi ... Alex. It's ... great to ... be here.
Alex: *looks at watch* Already I can tell this will be a long game. Ummm ... next is AJ McLean.
AJ: Wuzzup wuzzup, Alex? You know, you and I have the same first name! Ain't that fucked!?
Alex: Language Mr. McLean!
AJ: My language? Oh, it's English.
Alex: Moving right along, Howie Dorough!
Howie: *winks* Hi Alex! I'm like sooooooo excited to be on Jeopardy!
Alex: Good for you. And lastly is Brian Littrell.
Brian: You don't mind that I brought my dog, do you?
Alex: As long as it doesn't crap on my shoes. Let's get started and take a look at the categories. *funky music* And they are ... LETTERS OR NUMBERS, IS THIS A HAT, COLOURS THAT END IN "URPLE", THINGS NICK CARTER EATS, BOY BANDS, and lastly, FAMOUS MUPPET FROGS. And the answer to every question in that category ... is Kermit. Kevin, you won the coin toss so you get to go first.
Kevin: I'll take ... IS THIS ... A HAT for ... $100.
Alex: And the answer is ... That ugly leopard thing that AJ McLean always tend to wear. *buzz* Mr. Mclean.
AJ: My leopard print thong!
Alex: *looks disgusted* No!
AJ: Sorry. WHAT IS my leopard print thong?
Alex: No. Anyone else. *beep beep beep* The correct question is ... What is a hat? Which Mr. McLean is actually wearing right now.
AJ: Rigghhtt ... that's what YOU wanna think!
Alex: Kevin, it's still your board.
Kevin: All right ... I'll take ... THINGS NICK ... CARTER EATS ... for $500.
Alex: And the answer is ... This has a cream filling. *buzz* Nick.
Nick: WHAT HAS A CREAM FILLING!?
Alex: No, I'm asking you what has a cream filling.
Nick: And I'm asking you! I'm hungry!
Alex: *sighs* You have no idea what something that you eat is that has a cream filling in it!?
Nick: *blinks*
Alex: Moron. *beep beep beep* The correct question is ... What is an Oreo. Kevin, it's still your board.
Kevin: I'll take ... COLOURS ... THAT END ... IN ... "URPLE" ... for $200.
Alex: The answer is ... This colour, ends in "urple". *buzz* Howie.
Howie: What is *wink* light urple?
Alex: No. *buzz* Brian.
Brian: What is robin's egg urple?
Alex: No. *buzz* Brian, you already buzzed in.
Brian: But I know it now!
Alex: Fine. Since no one else probably knows it.
Brian: What is PURPLE!
Alex: OH MY GOD! HE GOT IT RIGHT!!!
Tyk: *barks happily*
Alex: Wow ... that's amazing. Umm, Brian, it's your turn.
Brian: I'll take BALLOONS for $800 if you please.
Alex: That's not a category.
Brian: My mistake. I'll choose BALLOONS for $600.
Alex: There's nothing up there about balloons!
Brian: *makes face* Oh.
Alex: *sighs* How about we just go with BOY BANDS for $500. The answer is ... This boy band consists of Justin, Chris, Lance, Joey and JC ... the last letters of each of their names form the bands name. *silence* They beat your record in sales for Millennium. *silence* They're album is called No Strings Attached. *silence* One of them is dating Britney Spears. *silence* They hate you. *buzz* FINALLY! Mr. Richardson!
Kevin: Who ... are ... The ... Offspring?
Alex: No! *buzz* Howie!
Howie: Who are *twitch* Boy Zone?
Alex: No! *buzz* AJ.
AJ: I'm not AJ! I'm Johnny No-Name!
Alex: Dear God ... *buzz* Brian.
Brian: Don't use the Lord's name in vein.
Alex: ARGH! *buzz* Nick?
Nick: WHAT IS AN OREO?
Alex: *pulling on hair* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *beep beep beep* YOU'RE ALL MORONS! *coughs* Ummmm ... the correct question was ... Who are *N SYNC.
BSB: Who?
Alex: *blinks* Let's go to Final Jeopardy. *looks at card* This is DEFINATELY too hard for you guys.
Kevin: What ... does ... it say?
Alex: PLACES IN EUROPE. *buzz* Mr. Carter, I didn't even ask anything yet!
Nick: Norway is in Sweden!
Alex: What?
Nick: I resign in Florida!
Alex: Huh?
Nick: My brother's name is Aaron.
Alex: Someone smack him.
AJ: *walks over and smacks Nick*
Nick: OWIES! I'M TELLING ON YOU!
AJ: Shut up. *goes back to his booth*
Nick: *sniffles*
Alex: Oh please! Anyway, since that category is too hard for you, here's the new one for Final Jeopardy. Write down the name of the show! *Jeopardy music comes on* What is the name of the show you are on right now? You'd have to be THE dumbest people in the world not to get this! *ding* All right, let's take a look at your answers. Nick, you seem rather proud.
Nick: *blinks*
Alex: Right. Anyway, you answered ... a drawing of a dog.
Nick: I tried to show you before the game started! But nooooooooo! You didn't wanna see it!
Alex: Never come back here again. Kevin, you wrote ... What is Je ... ummmmm ... how come you couldn't write the name of the show? I gave you lots of time!
Kevin: I ... wrote it ... as fast ... as I could.
Alex: You poor soul. Ummmm ... next is AJ. And you wrote ... Who is Johnny No-Name? I'm sorry, but that's incorrect.
AJ: No really. Who is Johnny No-Name. People keep telling me about him, and saying he looks like me!
Alex: It's unbelievable that you have not yet been admitted.
AJ: What did I admit?
Brian: That you sniff crack! Which is a sin!
AJ: Huh?
Alex: Argh ... moving right along ... Mr. Dorough!
Howie: Hi Alex. *winks*
Alex: Let's see what you wrote ... nothing. Why?
Howie: It was hard! *twitch*
Alex: Unbelievable. Brian ...
Brian: I think I did good!
Alex: *looks* I'm sorry ... but TYK is not the answer.
Tyk: *growls*
Brian: Well, make it the right answer or else he'll crap on your leg.
Alex: *rolls eyes* This game is over. *buzz* Nick, the game is over. *buzz* Nick ...
Nick: But I know the answer!
Alex: Nick ... *buzz* Mr. Carter, I hate you.
Nick: Meanie.
Alex: I quit!
AJ: WHO'S JOHNNY NO-NAME!?!?!
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